Clock Shopping
How is it that Krista Beard won so many of those awards last night? She's not even that talented with anything. She has no good skills. Like numbchucks skills, or bow hunting skills. My guess is that most of those old guys who were presenting the awards are ex-boyfriends of hers. They're definitely young enough for her standards. How old is her boyfriend? I'm pretty sure I've seen him on those old pictures in freshman hall. The one from 1906 with only six people. He's the one who's already losing his hair.Oh well. I guess I shouldn't be mad. And I honestly have nothing against her going out with old guys. Or with him going out with a chick with no good skills. It's a shame I agreed to give all my awards to Jared. Dang. I really wanted a clock without batteries, too. I need something to throw at Krista and a clock that doesn't work would be perfect.
Oh, by the way! I'm having my graduation party the night before graduation. I figured no one else would be having their's that night, so if you're not busy go ahead and show up. It'll be tight. Off the HEEZY FO' CHEEZY!!
posted by kibitzer @ 5/18/2005 10:25:00 AM
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By the way, who in the fucking glucking sucking cranking swanking hell is Krista Beard? ....Wait, nvm, I sit next to her sometimes during English. SOMETIMES.
the important this is that i won the Bank of America Achievement Award in the field of MUSIC.
You know, when we had the 8th grade graduation last year I won almost every award(its the truth) and people started to boo me. I deserved to be booed. Come on, spread the wealth, let everyone understand success and get awards. Sheesh.
how can you understand success? Its not usually something that just happens. Seriously, I bet mucakuly culkin started trapping people when he was three, but then again, they were hobos, so I guess you wouldn't consider them people.
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