The Challenge
I finally went to Merced College today to see a counselor and register for classes. I showed the counselor all of my information. The first thing she looked at was my College Placement Test scores and she said "im impressed." She finally figured out that I could transfer in two years but only if I take Math-02 this summer and if I challenge my placement in English 41. English 41 is reading class but I scored in the 95th percentile on my test so she said to challenge that and take the math-02 course this summer. She filled out all of my years in advance to see what I would be taking. It looks like I have a hard road ahead of me but I think I can do this. I am going to submit my challenge form either today or tomorrow and I will get back to you guys on this matter.
Freaky Future
I had this crazy dream this morning. It was the future but sort of fucked up in my view. Only a few friends of mine were in it. I'm not sure what I was. I might have been a traveller from the future and disguised as a bum or either I was just a bum. Allright, here is how the dream goes.
I first see
Shaun but it wasn't an ordinary Shaun. He was a stuck up entreprenuer that knew how to hypnotized people. He looked "Donald Trumpish". He reminded me of Bush too cause he was taking all the money for himself. He was a rich bastard to summarize it.
Next people I see are
Matt, Cindy, Carla, and Mindy (Matt and Cindy's daughter). They were driving the cheapest car ever. It looked like a plastic toy car but bigger and had a motor in it. Matt and Mindy was in the front while Cindy and Carla was in the back. Matt looked the same but Cindy and Carla wore Granny clothes. They had their hair down and they wore these funky outfits. I was surprised that Mindy had a dark tan color but she had green eyes like Matt and slanted eyes like Cindy. Carla was there to take care of Mindy. She was this talkative auntie.
Last thing I see was
Joel. I was waiting for baked potatoes that they were handing out then I saw Joel. He was like a nomad bum. He traveled around the country(by running) to get free food.
Before I woke up,
I saw myself entering in some Olympic Swimming Game. It was a weird game I've never seen before.
Anyways, I was disappointed that Andrew, David, and Evan wasn't in it cause they're my major friends too. I guess they died? Let's hope not.
I just hope the future doesn't come to that.I don't want Shaun to be bitchy, Matt and Cindy to be very poor, Carla to become a hopeless talkative auntie, Joel and I to become a nomad bum.
Clock Shopping
How is it that Krista Beard won so many of those awards last night? She's not even that talented with anything. She has no good skills. Like numbchucks skills, or bow hunting skills. My guess is that most of those old guys who were presenting the awards are ex-boyfriends of hers. They're definitely young enough for her standards. How old is her boyfriend? I'm pretty sure I've seen him on those old pictures in freshman hall. The one from 1906 with only six people. He's the one who's already losing his hair.Oh well. I guess I shouldn't be mad. And I honestly have nothing against her going out with old guys. Or with him going out with a chick with no good skills. It's a shame I agreed to give all my awards to Jared. Dang. I really wanted a clock without batteries, too. I need something to throw at Krista and a clock that doesn't work would be perfect.
Oh, by the way! I'm having my graduation party the night before graduation. I figured no one else would be having their's that night, so if you're not busy go ahead and show up. It'll be tight. Off the HEEZY FO' CHEEZY!!
Senior Citizen Driving
Not all Seniors are bad at driving but today there was one senior that was ahead of me that drove so slow; 15 mph. I almost came to class late because of that. I hate drivers who go under the speed limit. They just create traffic and chaos.
PS: After analyzing last night at Shaun's living room, I found out something about Mr. F. Mr. F does not have a girlfriend named Angel Low. It's a scam! He's in denial!
T-shirt Mania
After hearing from Matt that we can design our own t-shirts so we all started designing some shirts. I thought of some good ideas and some bad ideas. I don't know which are which but you can figure it out as I make the shirts and add them to
my store. Check them out and post your own store in the comments and tell me what you think of my shirts. There will probably be more other than the Abolition of Squirrel Coalition (I will probably add Coalition to the end) Happy designing and don't waste all your time thinking of what to do like I did and end up making a crappy kill all the squirrels t-shirt lol.
Right to Walk
There is a serious problem at Gustine High School. No, I'm not talking about the random construction sites and landscaping projects that haven't been altered in any way since they were put there by the titans at the end of the Pelopoensian War. I'm not talking about the excess attention recieved by our football team who finished with the worst record in the past three years while our tennis team goes one game under undefeated and no one knows about it. I'm not even talking about the evil troll-bitches who come to our school and fly under the radar for two years before getting targeted and fired. (Farris, Larson, Cher...)
I'm talking about the spasms who congeal in the hallways and plug them up like Andrew's pubic hair in the sink drain. I honestly can't get from one end of any hall to the other without having to engage in balistic evasive action to avoid running into a greasy little freshman in a wife beater. And I'd have no problem bumping into them or pushing them out of the way but they are all so GREASY! And they have lice. I walk down freshman hall and its like I time-warped into some crazy mexican orgy. It's hard to breathe in there. The mexican chicks are so fat! How do they get so big without trying? They must have contests or something. "¡Hey, chika, lessee hoo kan git as fat ass as Michael Moore in tin dayz, yo!" Of course, in Spanish, his name is Michael Mucho Mas.
bottom line: there are too many greasy, fat, mexican, troll-bitches at this school.
all aboard!
alright, i think that time it worked. it took me such a long time to figure out how to get on this site. i had to make a whole new email address and click a bunch of different letters and buttons and mice to finally get on this site. but now im here and now we can get this party started. right. we did a lot of fun stuff today but i have to go watch martin short on david letterman right now. i will tell you this much: me and andrew got some drastic hair cuts. so... dont freak out when you see us tomorrow. and everyone has to tell andrew that his hair loo-- i mean-- his head looks good. because hes really worried about that.
oh well.
